Oh. My. God. I don’t want her life, per se. But I enjoyed reading this way too much. My hat goes off to Robert D. McFadden and whoever came up with the title that includes “doyenne of protocol.”
It starts out all normal-obituary-like:
Leonore Annenberg, the society doyenne who was President Ronald Reagan’s first chief of protocol and who, with her late husband, the ambassador and publisher Walter Annenberg, gave away billions to philanthropic causes, died early Thursday in Rancho Mirage, California, where she had a home. She was 91.
The fourth paragraph gets crazy.
Born into wealth, married to men with liquor and publishing empires, Annenberg lived on a grand scale, with baronial estates, a ranch, a ski lodge and art-filled apartments. Her friends, who called her Lee, were presidents, movie stars, royalty and the cream of society. A porcelain-skinned, meringue-blonde hostess, she entertained lavishly, gave fortunes to causes — and might never have had a real job had it not been for her old friend Ronnie.
Ronald Reagan? That Ronnie? What the ——–???? Is their family PR person aware of this piece? Or is her reputation just so Paris Hilton-y that nobody cares at this point? Is was it part of her brand?
Just. Read. More. Totally worth it, I swear.