Finally… we are safe

Regular TB on crime-fighting? Honestly, I have no idea. This kid comes up with the most random topics ever. -PG

If you ever thought of doing the ultimate crime spree I beg you to reconsider. There are those amongst us who will not let crime go unpunished. We even have our own website where you can register yourself to join the elite fighting forces of the world to end corruption and to bring peace to this godforsaken planet of despair.

One enemy of evil is a 21 yr old man that goes by the alias Shadow Hare. He patrols the streets of Cincinnati fighting crime and helping people in need. He knows the harsh realities of life and the streets all too well as he was abused as a child and suffers from a dislocated shoulder protecting a lady from a mugger. He has a group of fellow crime fighters that help him in his crime fighting efforts called The Allegiance of Heroes.

“ALLEGIANCE ASSEMBLE!”

They are not alone in their efforts. There’s Aclyptico from PA., Wall Creeper from CO., Master Legend from FL, Mr. Extreme from CA. (sigh…), Polar Man from Canada, Black Arrow from the UK, Entomo from Italy and many more!

So if you think you are ready to hang with the big boys of crime fighting then sign up.

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4 Responses to Finally… we are safe

  1. Honestly, I think I could take on that guy, no offense. If that’s his real voice, well…it’s not very intimidating.

    Kids, kids, kids.

    But seriously, haven’t we all thought about doing this at some point.

  2. I’ll definitely consider curbing my criminal behavior. Now that I know about this “special” group of masked heroes patrolling the streets, I’ll be laughing too hard to actually get out and crime things up a bit

    Touché

  3. that is the most hilarious thign i have ever seen. ALLEGIANCE ASSEMBLE!

  4. Haha, I knew you’d love it Brendan.

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