Okay, okay so good news is Miss California is officially as crazy as we all thought. Bad news? So are the rest of her peeps in the pageant industry.
“Friday morning a Miss California Pageant official confirmed previous reports that controversial contestant Carrie Prejean received free breast implants, organized and paid for by the pageant, weeks before the Miss USA competition.”
Okay, okay, whatever fake bosom, no huge surprise.
My question is about this exchange between an anchor from The Early Show and the Miss California pageant co-director.
RODRIGUEZ: But don’t the judges look at proportion when they’re judging the swimsuits? Wouldn’t she have a better chance of winning if she were more proportioned?
LEWIS: Well, of course she does. But there’s plenty of ways of getting to more proportion without doing breast implants.
RODRIGUEZ: Well, but if…
LEWIS: Many of the girls use chicken cutlets.
RODRIGUEZ: … if you have a flat chest, what are you supposed to do?
LEWIS: You use chicken cutlets. You use tape. You use anything that you can to enhance the line. There’s lots of tricks of the trade.
Ladies, tell me the truth. Have you been, um, using your Perdue purchases for bosom enhancement purposes?
i put them in my briefs.
Ah, male enhancements. I’ll let you post about that topic :P
no… not for enhancements.
i just like how it feels.
Oh, great. Now I’m hungry.
Ugh.
I don’t have a prob with her having her own opinion. My beef with her is that she is representing a group of other people in her role. She presents a view to the world that can easily become infered as being the POV of all Californians, and maybe even all Americans.
So now little girls and boys being raised by two dads or two moms are watching this, and thinking ‘WTF? Are my parents bad?’
Words fail me.
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oh yeah man, i totally did this when i tried out for eagles cheerleading. but they failed to mention that you need both double sided tape AND duct tape.
wait, what? this is gross. doesn’t it get slimy/start to smell?
oh wait, this just in from my friend:
“i’m pretty sure that in the pageant industry ‘chicken cutlets’ is a common term used to refer to those floppy rubber boobie inserts.”
I was wrong. Thanks for setting me straight, MB.
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/04/the-beauty-of-chicken-cutlets/
all this talk of titties is making it hard.. to concentrate on work that is.