But now I feel compelled. Yes, children, the spirit has come upon me! Because Republican Sen. John Eichelberger has declared his intention to write discrimination into the state constitution. Even though there already exists a state law declaring marriage is for breeders.
Since I dream of one day being a first-class citizen (a la Brave New World), and also admittedly because I’m half-unemployed and have nothing to do tomorrow, I think I’ll stroll across the street and cast a vote.
So, unemployed people of the world, don’t be *ssholes! Remember we’re a huge demographic now. Let’s put our sh*t to use!
/This post has been commandeered by guest blogger Don Bito/